He goes up to the lion and asks if it wants to dance.

The lion says "Yes, but could you stop stepping on my tail?"

The man says "Oh, but I like chasing tail."

The lion goes "But your not chasing my tail, only standing on it."

The man says "Yea, but some tail stood me up last night and now I'm seeking revenge!"

Needless to say, the man was eaten.

 

The moral of the story?

 

If you go out at night,

Light a red light,

Then you can see all of my glory.

If your still here,

Then send out a cheer,

And that's what you call a good roar... y (Damn)